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you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

idk if this actually matters that much but can we just say misogyny instead of "goonerbait" or whatever. i do not care about people jacking off I care about how women are represented in media

there is the line between bisexual and aroace and i am using it as a jump rope

"transitioning would save her" actually transitioning would make her a girl whos still doomed

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

It’s so annoying when I say I have an irrational fear or a phobia and people try to logic me out of it. I just told you that it’s irrational.

so is this an improv show or are they just Like That

@daysleftofsecondterm

IM NOT BRITISH BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT

These are leaf cutter ants! They harvest leaves to take back to their nest. They don’t eat the leaves but instead feed it to a fungus they tend to and eat. These guys are farmers and the leaves are fertilizer. Such fascinating little creatures!