only fools fall

my package warehouse job is difficult bc whenever a rush comes in and im getting overwhelmed by the bulk of packages i just think of that tumblr post thats like “Pakige” . jst in my head over and over. 

Can’t tell if this is a shitpost or a metaphor for cops

Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears

Gender affirming surgery of give me vampire fangs

Gender affirming surgery of give me teifling horns

congratulations you are now a homestuck troll

This is the worst possible reply to this post have a horrible day

every time i think i’m done laughing for real this time i think about cops getting scared by the riot beans

thinking abt how naruto was so stupid but it served him SOOO well like when sasuke said “naruto i have to kill you like actually murder u…. because you are my closest friend” and naruto exercised exactly zero listening comprehension like he skipped RIGHT over part one of the statement and was like OH SASUKEH.. IM YOUR FRIEND…? like there’s an obvious trend of dumb protagonists in anime but no one did it like him

never too early for the kringlefucker

did…did you have this queued for an entire year?

merry christmas 1st

MERRY CHRISTMAS 1ST

ok duane.gif isn’t hard to find but i SPECIFICALLY need the duane.gif where the whole gif is centered on his face this is very important