Thoughts & A Life Journey

And they aren’t wrong

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

Why

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

holy shit

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

/quick safety announcement

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

okay i’ve just had an orgasm

Sweet mother fuck.

I’m a financial fraud investigator.

Hotel manager. Anyone need a room?

Admin Assistant

I brew beer.  Well, that is my hobby and what I give a crap about.  I also work as an IT Business Analyst.

Legal Assistant for a Federal Public Defense Attorney and civil litigator.

Marketing director for an auction company. Ok, I’m just the dude that takes care of stuff. 

I work in the medical field by day and I’m a freelance photographer by night

I’m a marketing coordinator for a very niche set of websites.

Legal assistant in a tiny boutique firm. 

Tech support for a company that makes software for libraries

Copywriter in the tourism field

I work for Starbucks…

Telecommunicator. Which, although they sound similar, is not to be confused with a telemarketer. I answer 9-1-1 and non-emergency calls and am the dispatcher on the radio with the police.

I sell men’s shoes at a department store

Civil service

fast food. not at liberty to say which one, because I’m not supposed to complain about my job on the internet…

Sales assistant and brand manager in a department store.

outpatient and crisis therapist for kids and adolescents

writer/entertainment journalist, though my place of work will remain nameless for general internet purposes

editor at a chemistry/engineering journal

Legislative policy analyst for a trade association.

Business Analyst, Application Support for an airline’s I.T. department

Mostly unemployed media studies PhD.

Public librarian in a small urban library. Mostly cataloging with a side of reference.

Grad student in media studies.

Writer (mostly romance) and web developer. (About a 75/25 split in terms of my time.)

Educational technology developer (full time) and adjunct composition professor (half time). 

i make sandwiches at whole foods market LMAO

im an actor

I’m going to be a history teacher...still learning though

please have this playing on loop above my tombstone

Oh so this is what the system in the US has come to? Oh wow

You know your country is fucked up when its black youth says “Welp at least I didn’t get shot and killed”

even the white lady had the soul sucked outta her after he said that

The creep saying  “Why do you think I would need your permission?” tells us everything.

“You think a princess and a guy like me…?”