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go with your gut? follow your heart? brain knows best? well, gee, right now I'm getting mixed signals none of them know how to untangle

#memes #jokes #phrases #how do i even tag this

guy who likes dicks be like: hello I am bill gates

#bill gates #big tech #microslop #microsoft #memes #jokes

so happy he got to direct two of the most enduringly visceral action films of all time

#mad max #mad max fury road #furiosa #george miller #happy feet #memes #cinema

that a malfunctioning rocket in your pocket or are you just sad to see me?

#memes #jokes #elon musk #fuck elon musk #trillionaire #eat the rich #EpicDoubleEntendres

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jettisoning every other transgression of theirs, why the fuck are f2p mobile games an opaque jargon-filled technical bramble to even initiate?

"yo bro hop on the new limited edition ranked event bonanza extravaganza tucked away in this sub-menu with 3 other game-modes that sound exactly like it. remember to triple-nitro-boost turbocharge your character first. oh, and grab the daily premium mythic drop offer in the twisted nightmare shop to maintain your streak."

1000 piercing lashes of the whip for you

#f2p #mobile gaming #memes #jargon #technobabble #like genuinely

in retrospect, I don't think TADC, as a creative work, in its totality, ever amounted to too much...

but holy roly poly that episode 8 caine send-off is still *white-knuckle*, folks. the supplanting of the messianic lord our king is downright apocryphal. and, while it does not eat harlan ellison's lunch, it certainly earns its station at his table, if only out of novelty. off the wall amazeballs!

#the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc caine #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #writing #creative writing

that feeling when you uncover the perfect metaphor for vividly depicting your latest idea in the shower after what feels like aeons and miles of callused-feet trekking on the mountain of inspiration

and a sobered version of you upon exiting realizes it's completely inapplicable ..

#fuck #writing #creative writing #memes #jokes #shower thoughts

you want to experience the thrill of a dark souls gameplay loop irl? well, guzzling down 3 different magickal elixirs to buff your character before a climactic boss fight, to me, doesn't seem too different from the way you (courtesy of Big Adulthood) have to pop pills before facing the day and its tribulations, so. onwards to adventure!

#dark souls #memes #daily routine #daily life

you used to call me on my shellphone

the one I got from salllyyyy

#drake #hotline bling #jokes #memes #but also like fuck drake

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my aim with my dick is like the cinematography in mallrats:

too many wide shots #EpicPunz

#kevin smith #mallrats #view askewniverse #lowbrow #dick jokes #TheReturnOfEpicPunzIYKYK

is it fan service when there is theoretically no one on the other end of the line, or solely a fan of ambiguous identity and taste

sorry, I'm just tripping over ron perlman + dropout = deciduous explosive joy. I'm feeling serviced. service worth a 40% tip and change, even

#dropout #dropout tv #game changer #ron perlman #memes #writing

asmongold be like

#asmongold #memes #twitch

more like loonteenth under this moron's administration, amirite ?

just let me have this one..

#fuck trump #trump administration #memes #jokes #fuck maga

parents, you have to understand, there are two axes: one ranging from helicopter parent and aloof faint-of-sleep police officer parent, and the other from primal tiger parent to unconditional love-dishing good samaritan parent. in this ted talk I will expla

#parenting #parents #family #memes

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Paddington 3 but the villain is jeffrey "amazon" beziers and everyone's favourite bear has to stop the razing of Peruvian habitats

#paddington #memes #jokes

my dear parents hate that I sometimes leave my phone with me in bed in preparation of sweet slumber, asserting that the screen somehow ambiently beams gamma rays directly into my prefrontal cortex, probably, maybe, possibly

they just backvented fire auras. they just backvented cursed items. at least my phone looks the part since nowadays I don't trust this brick for anything. ow, what the fuck?... maybe they were right

#dnd #memes #jokes #parents #family

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