The future is a benevolent blackhole

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to have life experiences that were so utterly different from everyone else in my age group

“i had my first boyfriend in high school & snuck into clubs & did so many other crazy things!” good for you. i was indoors hyperfixating on something for weeks on end

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

iwtv is my dead wife and she was brought back wrong

MIKE FLANAGAN please come back home. Mike Flanagan's love-stories-disguised-as-horror-stories-because-what-is-horror-without-love-and-what-is-love-without-horror-and-how-each-time-we-fall-in-love-we-create-a-new-ghost-and-how-horror-stories-were-once-love-stories-and-how-love-stories-were-once-horror-stories-and-how-one-wouldn't-exist-without-the-other please SAVE ME. Mike flanagan save me

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

the very concept of writing an mcu fanfiction in which the winter soldier is a mild mannered smoothie barista

Yuuup you're now a little girl whose only concern is eating and playing video games.