Dream little dreams that only I believe.

I'm built different. Worse, mostly.

The inherent germanness of road cycling perverts wearing those tight shorts and stupid glasses

so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

i miss the time when people did not use ai for every fucking thing (the time being literally 2 years ago)

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

Weird that it’s happened twice 🤔

who needs enemies when you have your own brain

Spin the folklore wheel for her birthday 🎂🎂 and tell me what you thought of the song you get when folklore first came out and what you think of it now?????