do no harm, take no shit

Damn, that's useful

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

You CREATE Miette? you drag her from peaceful nonexistance into loud reality? oh! oh! jail for demiurge! jail for demiurge for One Thousand Years!

An Ikea of Ruby and Cold

A Chocolatier of Pearl and Fog

A Pilates Studio of Aquamarine and Sunshine.

“A Gas Station of Peridot and Sunshine” would actually be a pretty good title for slightly-purple short story about childhood roadtrip nostalgia.

"Just because I'm right, doesn't mean I'm being helpful" is a vastly underrated thought process that I strongly encourage others to get comfortable with

Hey op thanks for fundamentally rearranging my molecules in some helpful way this fine evening

I've reached the passage in FotR where the Fellowship arrives in Hollin, and Gilmi starts naming the mountains, valleys and rivers in Common, Khuzdul and Sindarin, and it struck me that this is very likely his attempt to extend a friendly hand toward the rest of the Fellowship, especially Legolas. Dwarves are known to be secretive and distrustful of other folks but here comes Gimli, telling the Khuzdul names of the places like it's nothing. And it's actually everything and shows early on just how good at diplomacy Gimli is.