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welcome to my blog im annoying

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

we desperately need sex 2

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

Fishing minigame.

Fishing minigame

idk what yall are mad about the new Lies Your Older Cousin Tells You machine is working great

Happy horse on mars day

idk i think it's a bit rude that i get cptsd diagnosed and a week later end up in a coma :/

kinda cringe idk

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

yall are so fucking weird about gnc people. a woman wears a suit and she's "conforming to the patriarchy". a man wears a skirt and he's Secretly A Trans Egg. have you considered It's Fabric

YHOO AND EVEN YIPPEEEE

officially not dying :3

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"