well diva, it's too late!

my mother is playing pikmin and yelling at them in the exact tone of voice she uses for me and my siblings so we go into fight or flight every time. we thought initially that this meant she regarded the pikmin as akin to her children, but I now fear she’s always viewed us as pikmin

ladies dont shave yr legs or yr arms or especially yr bush. and you will live forever

quick question! in which part of your life do you stop feeling like a scolded child? quick question! am i in trouble? quick question! you would tell me if im in trouble right? quick question! please don't send me to my room quick question! please don't be mad

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*

tumblr user Anonymous has been saying some very rude things to various bloggers for many years now

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It’s hard being so beautiful and annoying with cool interests

Never apologize for a late reply. I'm a "pick up where we left off" kinda person.

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

your post is so bad i printed it out and hit it with my car

Your post is so bad I printed it out and hit it with my bicycle #walkableCity

have you thanked fat women today?

thank you fat women

thank you fat women