You know what I want? A vampire comedy where at one point a vampire goes “Your father would be spinning in his grave” and then there’s a quick cutaway to a dimly lit gothic boudoir where a coffin is rattling at an incredible speed

someone get this post to taika waititi

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

Work done. Time to rotate my titties into relaxation mode

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yeah your show might be good but does it have jared harris banging a table about to be the sole voice of reason in a meeting in which he is outranked? does it have jared harris take off his glasses and rub the bridge of his nose as he realises the depth of the situation he’s in? does jared harris slowly lower a telescope or a pair of binoculars in silent, terrible shock? does jared harris form a deep and lasting bond with a man who he hated? who hated him? does jared harris stare into the distance in despair?

does jared harris Suffer?

I honestly can’t tell if this post is about The Terror or Chernobyl