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everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

This is so funny

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

Hehehehehe

Can I fucking help you?

my senior english teacher told me that any scene with a woman in a cornfield in every piece of literature ever is about her journey to womanhood/pleasuring herself in the field and i just.... believed her

What

What

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style