HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

IT GOT BETTER

John has also had sex with Swamp Thing. 

He WHAT

Thought I should mention that sharks have two penises.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

HOLY SHIT

Reblog retention cat to increase your financial wealth and savings

You illegally downloaded a dress…

I still love this so much bc I feel like it really establishes what the tone of the Summer of Mutual Pining was probably like; these two are just trying to awkwardly flirt and badly hide how smitten they are with each other, and the rest of the town is just 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Elämän suurimpia “mieleni on puhallettu” hetkiä oli se kun opin että “mustikka” ei ookaan englanniksi “blue berry” vaan “bilberry”.

M I T Ä

Mua ei hämmentäny mikään muu ku se, että miksei tota voitu opettaa jo ala-asteella

Englanti on mun toinen äidinkieli ja wtf ja tämä on täysin uutta tietoa mulle

Elämäni on ollut tähän asti valetta