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wizzardhat

Chronic pain is like: I'm in pain. "Well, you really shouldn't let that stop you from doing things." Ok, I guess I'll keep doing this even though I'm in pain. "Well, if the pain was really that bad, then it would stop you from doing things, so it's probably not that bad." Actually, it got worse because I kept doing things. "Well, why would you overdo it and hurt yourself? You should know your limits." Ok, fine. I know my limit, and I have reached it. I need to rest. "Okay, but last week you did all this other stuff, so I know you CAN do more, so I think you're just making excuses?" Ok.

gaydiation-poisoning

It would kill half the 19-25 year olds online to realize "I can't help it I have trauma" is one of THE quintessential abuser excuses

gaydiation-poisoning

Like there is a difference between "My trauma creates impulsive urges and has changed my instinctive reactions to be irrational, I need to relearn shit." vs "I'm traumatized so I Can't Help It and you're not allowed to expect better of me"

pingo1387

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

scarlettaagni

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

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whimsical-catacombs

why the fuck would i want my power button, which i use to turn off my phone, to suddenly be incapable of turning off my phone and instead open some ai chatbot bullshit

kii-tty

yesornopolls

Do you enjoy spending time with your family?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 22 hours

#I suppose strictly speaking I'd have to say no #my mom's the only immediate family I see regularly and my extended family largely ignores me #I don't particularly hate it but I don't really enjoy it either

commiefaggoth

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

pumpkin-padparadscha

feels like looking at one of these 🪤 and going. well i do like a good cheese

damazcuz

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

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natjennie

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

pretentiouslimericks

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

emptyjunior

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

junebug-jamboree

head-full-of-things

@moonymango indeed

completely-sane-scientist

fairycosmos

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

nyenye0701

i feel rocky would say slangs from portable earth thinking machine and half the time grace would not know them

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safaridays

cranky because you can’t sleep with your tail curled around your body aren’t you

phantomrose96

Dealing with burnout is sooooooooooooooo easy all you need to do is operate at 40% indefinitely and be kind of mad at yourself the whole time.

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