Two Goofy Nerds

Yes.

@mindtheroad

“NEIGHBOR STEVE I HAVE ACQUIRED US MATCHING HELL FLAMINGOS FOR OUR LAWNS”

“JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE!”

Reblogging again just because I feel that this post is one of my strongest soul connections to @h3c70r

@blackjackkent something awful last night.

i’m just… so tired of reading posts complaining about problems that only exist because people won’t read romance novels… it is a huge genre there are books about werewolf dukes, there are books about black revolutionary war soldiers, there are books about south asian doms who care about enthusiastic consent, there are books about shape-shifting cowboys who turn into bears, there are books about lady scientists learning how to trust that their boundaries will be respected, there are books about alien barbarian warriors, there are books about genies, there are books about women of color in victorian london, there are books about polyamorous earls, there are fake marriages and marriages of convenience and basically every fanfic trope that people lose it for exists as a book with original characters but some of the same people who complain about how books no longer satisfy them turn a blind eye to a whole genre because it never occurs to them to read a ~bodice-ripper~ when they could read romantic fanfic of a more respectable genre instead

YO!

Is… the bit about lady scientists about THE COUNTESS CONSPIRACY? Because it should be.

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS ABOUT that whole series is FIVE HUNDRED PERCENT MY SHIT

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall. A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD LETS BE LIKE THEM” But the driver is like “FUCK YOU! BUILT FORD TOUGH! USA USA USA DONT LIKE IT, GET OUT!” but the doors are locked and the car is now smoking and threatening to catch fire.

Reblogging for the followup comment! ‘cos that’s exactly what it’s like.

Literally ^

go see moana if you want to & haven’t already cause the goddamn chicken is the best possible representation of our collective 2016 experience

I, too, wound up not being able to differentiate my ass from my wing or find my food when it was sitting right in front of me. 

I actually came home from this movie today and said “I understand that screaming chicken on a spiritual level”

There exists video of this recording session wherein Tudyk looks at the camera and reminds us all, “I went to Juiliard.”