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ohhh milton i see you have created many miltons from your miltons-ssm-mmff  your milton molds

thenk yuo fro noticing. i have meny meeltons on seel for terty nine dolars apeece

tell me something-yees-my name is meelton and i would like a milton do you have miltons?

yees

reely?

YEES

how meeny miltons?

a LOT,

a meelion miltons?

EF you would like meelton i can get chu them but one meellion mey be askyng too mach

okey

you might want to go to a perfeshonal metlyon menyufectyoror

such as mory? mor-aiGH-mory only mekes mories tho he doosent maek meeltons

FUCK MORY

i know

hees has better prices tan me -nobady knows meelton like meelton-NOOO

okey

yees, do you hev meelk choklet meeltons?

one moer ting about dem-they melt in my meeltons-yes

not in my milt-

YEES. YES TO BOTH.

hhauhgghh.

ONE ting i hev to mention about MEELtinns

tell me this thing

dey ar raer

yes

enndey ar veypoisenus dunat eet.

bree-AUWFUCK! DEE mIE—DOUH ATE DE MEELK CHOKLET OEN-I ATE IT!!

do naht eeat.

WHUat do ido NOW?

meelk choklat onlee fer dekayreeshin.

whuh-de-whuhDEKERa-AWWHHHhhhhh, dEH-corashen

YES you ar dyeeng.

dochusa MMMMMMMmmmmmmMMMmm

yu are dying currently rite nyeh

thee first sign of dying is misunderstanding vowels

thEYcah!-the y call it “meelton’s melteeng”

oH NAY!

YEES.-hehehuhah!-YEES- I’M DEE-YNG!-veh verl-VEERLY RAER, but veery effEEctiff.

ay em DEEEEEEEEEAD

so-*mic rustle*-so come on down to meelton’s milton FEEctery wheur we weel seel u mEELtinz. terty nien dolars on sel eef you buy terty ate yuo get a dolar-uH uHH, nnh

i can get a deoller off a meelton?

arin hanson and dan avidan in: the marriage counseling worked!

+ bonus:

“I’m gonna vaCUM on that table!!” - Arin probably

It was either this moment or Arin’s Reality TV Drama Talk, but I felt this one was more interesting to draw. 

The Game Grumps are playing Fire Red again and I’m loosing my mind.