dyke alistair theirin, maybe

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

i Love that anders’ clinic delivers babies and treats STDs. thank you for calling planned parenthood of Kirkwall. we are one guy in the sewer. they’ve been trying to catch him for Years . for birth control inquiries, press 1. for hormone therapy, press 2

Guy who says “I’m contributing to traffic” instead of “I’m stuck in traffic”.

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

i am just moved by everything now. i'm porous and everything gets inside me

those mountains are older than Saturn's rings and they want to blow them up and hollow them out for cell phone batteries

The knife? Baby it’s edgy and Dull

I self administered black tea to the point of madness.

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge