The Surprise Round Anon

You recieve an invitation to the Beverlin wedding.

However, the night after you get it in your mailbox, you have a vivid dream. The dream prophesizes that Galad, Thiala, and Pendergreens will invade the wedding. The three of them are back, stronger than ever, have formed an alliance and are dead set on creating chaos. In your dream, there are no survivors.

You tell Erlin about this dream. He is kind of weirded out that you would tell him such a thing. He says it's just a dream. Later, he uninvites you to the wedding for "making jokes in bad taste" and "drudging up past traumas."

Coincidentally, you happen to be neighbors with the #PartyApe, who is working the event. You mention that you were invited, omitting the fact you are no longer welcome. He offers to carpool with you on the day of the event, guaranteeing you entry.

To make matters more complicated, the Trinyvale Triplets later invite you to a '90s prom-themed party they are throwing the same day. The Triplets made every effort to make sure the night would be full of decadence and debauchery.

Fuck or die? No. Kiss or die. You must passionately kiss each member of the group. You also have to go on six one-on-one dates with them individually. You cannot bail on any of them. You cannot leave early, cancel, or go to sleep.

Edit: I fucked up. I am giving up after three attempts. I will do a part two, or you can see the poll in its proper form here.

You and Onyx are roommates. For a while, she was a nightmare to live with. You get along pretty well these days, but she keeps insisting you get on a table and let her massage you. It doesn't matter what you are doing, what time of day it is, or whether or not you want it.

It turns out she is studying to be a masseuse as part of some multicyclical scheme.

The thing is... her hands are all bone. The massages are not good. In fact? They suck.

One day, Jens and Nyack come over. You overhear them discussing the scheme. It turns out, they are infiltrating a cult of corrupt mages by posing as spa staff. Once they are familiarized with the cult and the layout of their castle, they plan to either take over or kill everyone.

However, you know a thing or two about this cult. Your first cousin is their accountant (not by choice.) It occurs to you that you could throw him under the bus to aid them.

But here's the thing... massage school is making Onyx blissfully happy. You know this because she suddenly started doing house work, and she has stopped screaming at Keith and Keychain just to feel something. She completely changes her demeanor after giving you a massage. It is like night and day.

To make matters more complicated, while cyberstalking your cousin, you learn he is FWBs with Keith.

I will ask multiple questions. Consensus chooses the story as it continues throughout the thread. Choose wisely!

You are walking through a desolate park in Bahumia, peacefully enjoying the breathtaking views. You are then approached by a family of tourists, who ask you to take some pictures of them. As you do, you notice a strange silhouette behind them in each photo.

When you bring this up, they go pale. They say they have a son has been imprisoned for decades in between planes of reality. Until now, nobody has been able to sense his presence.

They plead with you to follow them to a nearby stream, where they believe you might make contact with him.

The Trinyvale Triplets hex you, making it impossible for you to eat anything but traditional Thanksgiving dinner.

You do not need to prepare the food. It just appears. You can eat granola bars during the day, but once it hits 3:30 PM it is Thanksgiving feasts only.

Every evening, the Triplets inspect your dinner plate. If you eat too much or not enough green bean casserole, Jens whips you for at least one hour. If you have a legume allergy, this is true for stuffing and cranberry sauce. You do not know the exact amount he wants you to eat. It might even differ by the day.

If he is satisfied with what you ate, however, the Triplets host a movie marathon with you in the castle.

One day, Sonic and Denny come to your aid. They both claim they can undo this hex. You may choose who undoes it.

As his payment, Denny wants you to volunteer as a Green Teen Scout Master. This would mean you need to shadow him for every official Green Teen event for two years.

As his payment, Sonic asks for you to trap Jens so the creatures of Mobius can watch him slowly die of starvation. Bleak!