Magnet

hate your life? make a whole new one. sitting in my apartment reflecting how everything i’m doing would sound insane to me 6 months ago. I’m obsessed with reinventing myself

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

Don't tell me what not to eat. I'll cut you out of my life before I cut carbs and sugar.

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

aggression toward children existing is so weird!!! talking about how much you hate kids when you see them in public is weird!! grimacing at them is weird!!! do not normalize this!!! kids are allowed to be in public and they are even allowed to be annoying!!! they are children!!!!

it’s just like. not cute or quippy or funny to rant about how you hate children. it actually makes you a crotchety old man yelling at kids to get off your lawn. it makes you mean. sorry.

a lot of people have been like “yeah but it’s the parents responsibility to keep the kids in check” yeah and?? sometimes kids don’t listen to their parents! parents are not all powerful beings who can regulate their six year old’s emotions at all times! and even if the parents don’t care that their kid is misbehaving it is actually still bad to be mean to children! ​you don’t get the right to categorically hate a group of human beings because their existence inconveniences you

In every relationship or friendship worth having, there will be inevitable moments of awkwardness, anger, miscommunication, frustration, or impatience. It’s how each person decides to navigate that that determines how much they care about one another. If you internalize those moments as an overarching statement that speaks louder than all the good times you had with this person, you are practically shooting yourself in the foot. If you decide to walk away at natural moments of friction, either that person didn’t matter all that much to you, or you do care but elect to self-sabotage all moments of connection because you fear abandonment or negative reactions from people you care about. Either way this is unsustainable and guarantees a lifetime of loneliness.

Moving on is not forgetting. It is not ignoring the pain. It's stopping scratching the healing wound and making it worse.

Captions ID: No matter what, I still have to eat so that I have the energy to continue sulking.

i know it's been said on here and said again but people do so desperately need to genuinely do intentional work to build distress tolerance and start figuring out how to recognize the differences between danger, discomfort, and when a situation that is merely uncomfortable is triggering an emotional flashback in your bodies because it resembles a past situation that actually was dangerous which makes it difficult to realize/believe that this moment is merely uncomfortable.

how many people do you think use speech to text to write fanfiction like how many people in this world are sitting alone in their living room vividly reciting the nastiest sex scenes with perfect diction