Pardon Me While I Burst into Flames

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

epic... rap battles of history..... puppy .......................versus..................... kitty......................... BEGIN!!!!

Someone asked for my pronouns the other day, and nobody ever asks, so in a flustered moment of weakness I replied "Oh, I see you've sensed my queer energy", like some kind of dungeon warlock

@tallangrycockatiel: "Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?"

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

Listen all u internet goers……. I know everyone has some wild catfish stories and I need to know them

You are having literally the funniest possible reaction to an infuriating scam

listen the only way to beat a scam like that is to give them a reaction that is just way more bizarre than whatever they started with. crank the bonkers energy up to an 11 and they’ll leave you alone

Do you ever wonder what happened to the weird girl from your middle school?

The change of pronouns here really seals the deal tbh

Found footage horror movie but instead of the monster attacking the crew it just steals the camera and the rest of the film is the crew chasing the monster to get the camera back

op your mind