Brunhilde Everhart

Send in a symbol from YOUR muse to see how MY muse will react to yours!  For the ones where YOUR muse gives or says something to mine: WILD CARD! Your muse can pick the item, sings a specific song, or says a specific thing!

Family/Platonic:

✩  Grooming, brushing, or tending to their hair.

✪  Rubbing their back after a stressful day or disappointment.

★  Cooking them their favorite meal and feeding them.

✬  Making them their favorite hot beverage.

☼  Cuddling on the sofa next to each other.

☀  Singing them to sleep.

☆  Getting them something they need before they ask for it. 

☄ Leaning your head on their shoulder while they talk.

✥ Play fighting!

❃  Mussing their hair or tugging at their clothes (a hat, sleeve, etc.)

Shipping/Romance:

♥  Laying by their side and watching them while they sleep with a fond smile.

♡  Kissing the corner of their eyes.

❥  Running your hand over their arm and gently pulling them close.

❤  Whispering sweet nothings in their ear. 

❦  Holding hands and nuzzling somewhere ambient and low-lit.

❣  Staring deep into their eyes with adoration.

ღ  Rubbing your leg against theirs under the table.

ℒ  Pulling them into a hall/alley to kiss them passionately.

￡ Brushing your hand over or gently squeezing their bum.

Ω Running a hand over their collar bone or décolleté.

Sexual/NSFW:

✖  Soft nips at the neck and shoulder line.

✗  Bathing, washing, or soaking together quietly after sex.

♦  Body worshipping their naked form, slowly.

✚  Painting honey dust, edible paint, or other soft brush strokes on their body.

✦  Giving a sensual massage.

♢ Straddling their lap and holding their face to yours for a deep kiss.

▲ Dressing them up in lingerie (or gear) with gentle attention.

▽ Running your hand between their thighs, and splitting their legs apart.

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Who trashes the house? Do either of them get physical? How often do they argue/disagree? Who is the first to apologise?

Sex:

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom? Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? Who’s dominant in bed? Is head ever in the equation? If so, who is better at performing it? Ever had sex in public? Who moans the most? Who leaves the most marks? Who screams the loudest? Who is the more experienced of the two? Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Rough or soft? How long do they usually last? Is protection used? Does it ever get boring? Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? 

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Who is the favorite parent? Who is the authoritative parent? Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Who changes the diapers? Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Who spends the most time with the children? Who packs their lunch boxes? Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Who cleans up after the kids? Who worries the most? Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Who is the little spoon? Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?   How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Who gives the most kisses? What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?  How often do they get time to themselves?

Sleeping:

Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Who talks in their sleep? What do they wear to bed? Are either of your muses insomniacs? Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Who wakes up with bed hair? Who wakes up first? Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? What is their favourite sleeping position? Who hogs the sheets? Do they set an alarm each night? Can a television be found in their bedroom? Who has nightmares? Who has ridiculous dreams? Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  Who makes the bed?  What time is bed time?  Any routines/rituals before bed? Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? 

Work:

Who is the busiest? Who rakes in the highest income? Are any of your muses unemployed? Who takes the most sick days? Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Who sucks up to their boss? What are their jobs? Who stresses the most? Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Are your muses financially stable? 

Home:

Who does the washing? Who takes out the trash? Who does the ironing? Who does the cooking? Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Who is messier?  Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Who forgets to flush the toilet? Who is the prankster around the house? Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Who mows the lawn? Who answers the telephone? Who does the vacuuming? Who does the groceries? Who takes the longest to shower? Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Miscellaneous:

1. “Ah, summer break. A time for leisure, recreation, and takin’ ‘er easy. Unless you’re me.” 

2. “It’s getting closer!” 

3. “Rest assured, there is a perfectly logical explanation.” 

4. “This attic is amazing. Check out all my splinters!” 

5. “And there’s a goat on my bed.” 

6. “Yay! Grass!” 

7. “No touching the merchandise!” 

8. “I rigged it.” 

9. “I know you’re going through your whole ‘boy crazy’ phase, but I think you’re kind of overdoing it with the ‘crazy’ part.” 

10. “This is our first summer away from home. It’s my big chance to have an epic summer romance.” 

11. “But do you have to flirt with every boy/girl you meet?” 

12. “My name’s ______, but you can call me the girl/boy of your dreams.” 

13. “Mock all you want, ______, but I’ve got a good feeling about this summer. I wouldn’t be surprised if the wo/man of my dreams walked through that door right now.” 

14. “I need someone to go hammer up these signs in the spooky part of the forest.” 

15. “I’d fire all of you if I could.” 

16. “Whenever I’m in those woods, I feel like I’m being watched.” 

17. “I’m telling you, something weird is going on in this town. Just today my mosquito bites spelled out ‘beware’.” 

18. “Nobody ever believes anything I say.” 

19. “It’s amazing! _______ said I was being paranoid, but according to this book, ______ has this secret dark side.” 

20. “This girl/boy’s got a date. Woo-hoo!” 

21. “Let me get this straight. In the half-hour I was gone, you already found a boyfriend/girlfriend?” 

22. “We met at the cemetery. S/he’s really deep.”

23. “Are you bleeding, ______?” 

24. “So, you wanna go… hold hands, or whatever?” 

25. “ZOMBIE!” 

26. “Daisies? You scalawag.” 

27. “Is my ______ really dating a zombie, or am I just going nuts?” 

28. “I couldn’t help but overhear you talking aloud to yourself in this empty room.” 

29. “You’ve seen _______’s boyfriend/girlfriend. S/he’s got to be a zombie, right?” 

30. “But you’ve got to have evidence. Otherwise, people are going to think you’re a major-league cuckoo clock.” 

31. “I’m trying to tell you that ______ is not what s/he seems!” 

32. “You think s/he might be a vampire? That would be so awesome!” 

33. “A zombie? That is not funny, _______.” 

34. “It all adds up. The bleeding, the limp. S/he never blinks! Have you noticed that?” 

35. “Remember what the book said about _______? Trust no one!” 

36. “What about me, huh? Why can’t you trust me?” 

37. “______ and I are going on a date at 5:00, and I’m going to be adorable, and s/he’s going to dreamy, and I’m not going to let you ruin it with one of your crazy conspiracies!”

38. “And here we have Rock-That-Looks-Like-A-Face Rock, the rock that looks like a face.” 

39. “Finally, we’re alone.” 

40. “I need to borrow the golf cart so I can save my _______ from a zombie!” 

41. “Try not to hit any pedestrians.” 

42. “______, now that we’ve gotten to know each other, there’s… there’s something I should tell you.” 

43. “Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?” 

44. “We understand. We’ll never forget you, _______. Because we’re going to kidnap you.” 

45. “Don’t worry, _______! I’ll save you from that zombie!” 

46. “_______ turned out to be a bunch of gnomes, and they’re total jerks!” 

47. “Hey, hey! Let go of my _______!” 

48. “You guys are butt-faces!” 

49. “Seat belt.” 

50. “Hurry, before they come after us!” 

51. “I wouldn’t worry about it. Did you see their little legs? Those suckers are tiny.” 

52. “Behold! The world’s most distracting object.” 

53. “I gotta do it.” 

54. “_______, just this once, trust me.” 

55. “That’s for lying to me! That’s for breaking my heart! And this is for messing with my ______!” 

56. “I’m sorry for ignoring your advice. You really were just looking out for me.” 

57. “I guess I’m just sad that my first boyfriend/girlfriend turned out to be a bunch of gnomes.” 

58. “Look on the bright side. Maybe the next one will be vampire.” 

59. “Awkward _______ hug?”