there are no canonis here

Shout out to Aziraphale and Crowley for being such a great example of enemies to lovers despite having never been enemies or lovers

my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

It's that time of year again!

Here we go again!