CRUA

Ugh I can't believe I spent another year making friends and memories and growing as a person instead of making a million dollars and beating every world record while simultaneously solving every problem on the planet that has or will ever exist. Another year wasted.

Apple Bottomjeans is a beautiful gname for a gnome

Boots Witherfur is a joyful gname for this gnome’s friend

aha. i can tell from the look on your face that my behavior has surprised you. perhaps my past behavior had lead you to believe i'd respond to this circumstance differently? you've just encountered one of my trademark "multitudes"

don't forget to be really stupid and weird at school, or work, or simply in the comfort of your home today

Ohhhhhj so the childhood self doesn't disappear forever they come back as a ghost when you are struggling to break into adulthood and sit with you during your lunch break so you're not alone. Alright

life is so good when ur reading a book and taking it w u everywhere like your little child

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.