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Let em rip
This is a totally accurate representation of what itβs like to work at a sex shop.
100%
Other fun things to do:
Handcuff your employees together and see who can free themselves first
Dramatic readings of βerotic fictionβ
Dildo duels (lightsaber noises optional but recommended)
The manic laughter
The best part is, you donβt hear any other voices on this recording. This is a person who is alone doing this.
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11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck
in december: life is a polar expresswreck
too deep not to reblog
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βCuring AIDS? Shit, thatβs like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ainβt going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand Β temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you donβt think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckinβ bumper that donβt fall off?β
- Chris Rock, βBigger and Blackerβ (1999)
Chris has been woke for years. He is brilliant.
When I tell you Chris stay woke! People like to treat him like he crazy but naaaahh
Iβm sure iβve already reblogged this but still.
I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that itβs considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while theyβre growing
Shit
Thatβs not even the half of it because
- often when a teenager (male or female) puts on some fat itβs in preparation for a growth spurt. Grownups know this.Β
- teenagers grow in weird gawky ways, like a girlβs hips will spread out and lookΒ βfatβ until her legs get longer, or theyβll shoot up super tall and then slowly put on muscle and fat. Grownups know this.Β
- itβs very common for a womenβs body weight to fluctuate plus or minus 5% with her menstrual cycle
but in the diet mentality all of these things are considered personal moral failures,Β a failure of control, when controlling it is literally impossible.Β I am so incredibly saddened by women who weigh themselves multiple times a week and fuss over ten freaking pounds when thatβs well within the bounds of menstrual fluctuation + just-ate-lunch. Itβs horrible.
βA culture fixated on female thinness is not an obsession about female beauty, but an obsession about female obedience. Dieting is the most potent political sedative in womenβs history; a quietly mad population is a tractable one.β β Naomi Wolf
βDieting forces brain to eat itself, scientists claimβ
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesnβt get sorted into ravenclaw
How to always get the best deals on everything.
holding on to this for my records
need this for when I enter the real world in a little over a year from now.
Thank you for letting us borrow him. Iβve grown quite fond of him. Heβs really nice
Harry talking about Niall #OTRADublin (via littleblackdress93)
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overanalyze and chill
my neutral expression makes me look like im always in a bad mood which is convenient because itβs usually true
That guy to the left is me [x]
me: *encounters something slightly difficult*
brain: you have to cry
me: why
brain: you gotta
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drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.Β
