I'll Surrender Up My Heart & Swap It For Yours

Perfectly boxed little kitty here to be shipped off right to your doorstep! Now for only $15.43!

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

this happened an Hour ago

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

Can you swap their heads ?

girl who begs for attention but the second she receives any she gets scared

girl who wants attention but also had a fear of being watched

however small you may think this dog could be, it is sooo much smaller

that is a spice-organizer-being-used-a-staircase level of small

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.