ocean's multifandoms

Posts about viktor literally never giving a fuck about professionalism got me thinking: what if he was trying to do like the public figure equivalent of baby trapping yuuri? Like he was TRYING to get rumors. Like if you take the canon as not having a kiss, and it’s all just very, VERY queer coded, that’s cus that whole time even though they weren’t actively in a relationship Viktor was trying really hard to get gossip mags and news sources to think they were. Like step 1: make the media think we’re in a relationship. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Boyfriend!

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

I don’t think the club could handle her

LMAO YES

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

I don't like when suicide prevention focuses on "think about your family, your friends, la la la", like. If someone is in that mindset, if you are so far gone in your pain and misery that death seems like the only solution, I don't think the additional guilt trip of, "aw but what about other people!!" Like, in my lowest of lows, I'm not thinking about my parents or the people that care for me—I'm thinking about how my material circumstances are making living impossible. So, maybe... if more care was given to livable wages, universal basic income, healthcare, housing, etc... I'm sure that'd do much more for those struggling with suicidal ideation than guilt trips.

I’m sorry, but the logic that a rapist “won’t stop” because you’ve warned other people about their behavior so it’s meaningless to warn other people is so stupid. I think potential victims actually have a right to know about predators in their community. Lack of accountability is not an argument against warnings, it’s actually an argument for them.