watching tv again being back on tumblr

i just want a boring love. a love that doesn’t need fights or arguments to keep the fire alive. a “let’s sit and read on opposite ends of the sofa” love. an “i thought of you when i was doing the dishes” love. an “i would rather be at home with the love of my life right now” love

can confirm, this form of love is very shelf-stable; husband and I have been chilling amicably for over ten years

Get yourself a partner who taps you repeatedly taps you with a dish and when you make a gentle inquiring noise as to what the fuck they’re doing they tell you that they’re sending you plate mail.

Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.

Unmute !

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my favorite one of these (he has many many many) is where the robber comes in and gets bonked in the head by a rubber ball and the Aussie Shepherd just stands there staring “THROW IT.”

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

Nothing on tiktok is this funny