This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

@max–elixir @supernovaagirl

RIP

amy had the mean dropkick

The phrase “killing time” is ironic because it’s really time that’s killing you

The tone of Lord of the Rings changes significantly when you learn that Sauron isn’t his name but an elvish pun on it that basically means “that mother fucker”

especially when you learn that he kept calling himself smth like “Mairon the Admirable” or “Tar-Mairon” (King Excellent), despite all the Middle-Earth calling him “Stinky” (elv. saura - “foul, evil-smelling, putrid” ).

happy pride!

I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING.

Wow.

oh my god

2nd grade legend come to life