shallow as a shower

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

“google” alerts on for king arthur. you never know

movies used to be about real things like robert redford and paul newman looking at each other