shallow as a shower

I like volcanoes because there’s nothing you can do about it.

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

my new years resolution is 480x640. Gettig smaller

Father John Yogurt was defrocked from the clergy today for being asexual, following a papal ruling that "vows of chastity don't count without temptation." The Pope later commented "You gotta have that dog in you"

it’s crazy how i will be having the worst time of my life and i will still be on here . Reblogging posts

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

“google” alerts on for king arthur. you never know