The confusion contiues

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

Can you bounce me on your dick, it’s purely for therapeutic reasons I promise

You know that post that was going around like a year ago. That said something like 'hey you don't need to wear any makeup' and people kept commenting shit like 'yeah just a little eyeliner is enough'. This is how this post feels to me

"No." The King gawked. "No? Why? I am offering you the Hand of my daughter to slay the Dragon that roams the Lands! A man would kill for such an opportunity!" "Because I will not hurt an innocent animal that just follows his migratory pattern. And I am already married."

tumblr should give us the ability to stab users on the Ides of March, and if you stab one user 23 times, you get a knife badge.

I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything

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not nearly enough tornadoes in supernatural.

you're literally in the midwest what is going on why are you and cas not sheltering in a bathtub together.