@barbielezbian your roydick fic has been in my mind for too long omg π
THEYRE SO AMAZIIIING OH MY GOD IM CRYING THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOOUUUπβ€πβ€πβ€πβ€πβ€πβ€π

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@barbielezbian your roydick fic has been in my mind for too long omg π
THEYRE SO AMAZIIIING OH MY GOD IM CRYING THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOOUUUπβ€πβ€πβ€πβ€πβ€πβ€π

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One fun thing about learning new languages is reconsidering the structure of words and language in your mother tongue. It seems with each new language I study, I get more little insights into English, either in how it's similar or how it's different.
For example, a couple years ago, while learning Spanish, I encountered the word for a store, "la tienda." I thought "huh, that's a lot like tener (tiene) - the word for store in Spanish literally corresponds to 'to have/keep'. How interesting!"
Then I stopped for a moment, and for the first time in my life, thought about seriously about the meaning of English word for the place where you buy things, "a store."
When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.
(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)
DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH
AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO
Oh to be the Chosen One [Monterey Bay Animal Care Staff] Who Wields The Sacred Swizzle Stick [an acrylic rod] and Gently Agitate The Water To Untangle The Jellies
i fucking love ryan gosling for saying this. he gets that if a movie hits like crack and gives us something βmoreβ, the certain something beyond market value, we will naturally go full barbenheimer on our local theaters.
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one thing the show doesn't care about enough: the dragonlords and the dragons themselves. they were hunted to extinction. merlin is the last of his kind. and he'll never know anything about being a dragonlord because his entire family and anyone who might've known about them is gone. how do you fix that? you can't. there's nothing you can ever do to make up for something like that. absolutely nothing.
and i love fics that explore arthur surviving and struggling through the realisation of just what kind of monster his father was for everyone else but also. they rarely focus on that bit of history, on the fact that uther actually managed to destroy that part of magic completely as merlin is the very last of his kin and there are only two dragons left (the first one won't live much longer and he has no knowledge on how to help the second). uther actually did eradicate something, it wasn't magic as a whole maybe but an entire branch of it is just gone.
lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide
in the project hail mary book grace mentions that since his name is also a word rocky just uses the eridian translation of that as his name which i think is soo funny. imagine being an eridian and meeting this freaky ass two legged alien that sloshes around so wetly and he gets introduced to you as Moves Elegantly. No he fucking doesnt
me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults

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dni if you have no whimsy in your heart.
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

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i suggest the contract is broken
Do yourself a favor, listen to her words. Itβs black history, itβs about the rigged game. Note that the word Fuck is kachinged out.
I don't know if this is that funny but I'm someplace where I can't laugh out loud so there are tears fully streaming down my face (if you don't know, Tiktok automatically assigns a random background audio/song to something you upload and you have to delete it before you publish it or else you'll get this weird overlaying sound)