ugh

*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window* YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI

i was looking up drawing refs for couples and was like “why are they all a man and a woman??” and then i remembered heterosexuality

Okay but cross-stitching is literally just acoustic pixel art and you can’t convince me otherwise

That’s the highest quality version of the I Guess guy I’ve ever seen; bravo.

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

shoutout to my coworker for thinking that “illuminati” and “alumnae” meant the same thing and absolutely destroying everyone in the room when he casually dropped the sentence “i get a discount there because i’m an illuminati” into the conversation

A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

I’m not seeing the problem???

i’m distancing myself from everyone and i can’t stop it