My Shitposts Smell Like Flowers

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

having VR sex and she's hitting my amazing digital cervix

sorry, I made this joke like two weeks ago. Yeah no we're gonna kill you now. Yep, nothing you can do about it, pack it up

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. Gengar use shadow ball

when manga characters add a ♡ to their speech... i wish i could do that