My Shitposts Smell Like Flowers

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

teenager in 2005: my parents sold me to crazy frog

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

having 40 minutes to leave the house is terrible because 40 minutes is basically 30 minutes and 30 minutes is basically 20 minutes and 20 minutes is basically fifteen seconds. but 50 minutes? 50 minutes is an hour, and an hour? ooobh thats plany off time

I'm your favorite mutuals tolerated mutual

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck