Grab your wallet. You're gonna need I.D.

“Where are you,” is a pretty new thing to ask someone, if you think about it

I just watched The Blob for the first time and not to spoil it but cold is the only way to stop it so they ship it to the arctic. And these old B movies get a lot of flack for not actually being scary but the last line of the film was that the blob can’t be killed but at least it’s stopped “so long as the arctic stays frozen” and lemme tell you that is THE most terrifying line a viewer in 2018 could hear.

anyway i have a pitch for The Blob 2

i love that chuck e cheese is in no way shape or form a clown

Where a cuck can be a cuck

women in small towns be working for pyramid schemes and salons

men in small towns be working at The Factory

I had a dream that they changed the material handcuffs were made of to this metallic gold colour and people kept trying to get arrested in sonic cosplay so they could, quote, “get those rings” and it was the hottest craze on the internet for a solid two months and basically every location in the western world banned sonic cosplays and sonic ended up being a symbol for anarchist ideology.