my friend drunkenly watched a TED talk last night was like āthis stand up is terrible what the fuckā
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my friend drunkenly watched a TED talk last night was like āthis stand up is terrible what the fuckā

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hung out with a friend and now iām normal
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
thatĀ one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much
The bourgeoisie
This is amazing
this fuckin movie
jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story
Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

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Weāre indoctrinated from childhood with the idea that staying home sick is somehow suspect or lazy, and that morally superior people never have their productivity schedule compromised lol, when the reality is that going out in public when youāre sick is a terrible thing to do to immune-compromised and chronically ill people (and āhealthyā people) and staying home is a good thing and a right we should all have, not only for our own sakes but for othersā
Disney peaked with the Emperorās New Groove
Eartha Kittās performance as Yzmaā¦the musicā¦the comedyā¦the Kronk. It is a perfect film
Additional reasons:
Every single character is a PoC
First Disney animated film to show a pregnant woman onscreen
Real relationship goals: Pacha and ChiCha
Really diverse body types on everybody!
Classic tropes and classic tropes subverted (enemies to friends, anyone?)
Kronk
Diverse body type: Llama
Also Kuzkoās character arc is nice to see, instead ofĀ ābe yourselfā itās likeĀ āhey, donāt be an assholeā and he actually learns it
Also r*mance wasnāt at the center of the story, growth was, and that was really refreshing
Also the STYLE:
the random cliffs and ledges and peaks and plummets.Ā
the weird-ass, completely inefficient architecture that served no real functional purpose other than to be big and grand and showy.Ā
that fucking 90 foot throne
the fact that Yzma was lounging on a ledge next to a bottomless chasm somewhere in the middle of the palaceĀ
the COLORS oh my god enough of this desaturated, gritty, hyper-realistic bullshit i wanna see GAUDY DECADENCE for the sake of DECADENCE again
Yzma is literally purple and looks like a skeleton and yet somehow no one is bothered by it and she somehow looks fabulous
It was probably a bad idea to have four classes on TTh from 8 am to 5 pm including lb mentoring. Fml
sometimes Iām likeĀ āmy therapist doesnāt really tell me anything I donāt already knowā but then I remember that I used to eat scrambled eggs every single morning because I hated them but I hated them less than I hate all other breakfast food on weekdays (donāt @ me waffles are a weekend food and they Do Not start me on a productive path) and my therapist said,Ā āwhy not eat a lunch food?ā
and I said,Ā āexplainā
and she said,Ā āyou know youāre allowed to eat whatever food you want in the morning. you are not bound by law to the traditional american breakfast.ā
my fatherās insurance pays a hundred dollars an hour for a woman to give me permission to eat a pb&j at six in the morningĀ

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i just sent a semi-blurry picture of me grasping an eel and this guy was like āoh your thumb is 1.8ā so that eel must be 8 inches"
so i went and measured my thumb and yeah itās 1.8 inches long
what the fuck
iām sorry but this is the funniest fucking reply iāve ever gotten on one of my posts
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[One: Wouldnāt it be cool if I werenāt allergic to myself?
Two: Ate high carbs yesterday and I had vertigo today. Who the fuck knows.
Three: Me: Why. Am. I. So. Hungry. All. The. Time. *checks my TSH levels* Me: Ah yes, thereās the Reason.
Four: That chronic Illness feel when you wake up after 9 hours of sleep and youāre still exhausted all day.
Five:Ā All these years I thought that having extreme sensitivity to temperature was a normal thing. Like, some people are just really cold in the summer time and some people are just really hot in the winter, itās no big deal. And then my doctor is just like Lol no thatās symptoms of an autoimmune disease honey youāre body is trying to destroy itself hereās these hormone pills.
Six: Every time some one tells meĀ āyouāre too young to have those conditionsā first I want to stare at them until they blink and the scream at them.
Seven: Doctor are fucking stupid;Ā āYouāre sick but not sick enough.ā So basically thereās a leak in the faucet but he wants to wait til thereās a fucking flood in the basement.
Eight: Hyperthyroid patients can have autonomic symptons (tachycardia and palpitations) and decreased muscle strength and endurance which can cause fatigue and exercise intolerance.
Nine: I donāt think thereās anything that pisses me off more right now than people who try to tell people with autoimmune diseases that they can cure their illness with fucking a fucking diet or suppliments or as they like to call itĀ ānaturallyā
Ten: Hyperthyroidism be like: I should go run this errand⦠But Iām starving, let me eat a whole order of chow mien by myself. That was good but now Iām exhausted, let me go take a nap. That brief walk to the bed made my heart pound, now Iām too hot to lay in bed. I should go adjust the air conditioner, but now Iām shaking uncontrollably. I should eat some more to reduce my jitteriness even though itās not actually effective- Wait⦠wasnāt I supposed to be doing something? Whatever, Iāll just cry instead. *falls asleep in pile of tissues*]
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Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??
Donāt. I felt this way too, in my twenties, but you know what? I began transitioning at 30. I went back to grad school at 32. Iām living my best life, and while Iām a little behind the curve compared to some of my classmates on some things, Iām also so far ahead of them on others. You need follow nobodyās schedule but your own. Life is hard and the world isnāt doing any of us favors. Be kind to yourself, and remember that you still have plenty of time. The only difference between starting now and 5 or 10 years earlier is now you have more experience.
I needed to hear this so badly
Whenever someone posits that people are ālazyā Iām reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards
In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfullyĀ if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isnāt that abnormal. Whatās abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.
We arenāt lazy, we just donāt care about your objectives

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You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, āI donāt think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?ā
I canāt even fathom what I would do if I had to write an essay about how I should be able to take a piss in peace.
moment of silence for all the queer kids who had to debate their own humanity in class
moment of silence for all the black kids who had to sit thru roots and learn about slavery and MLK every February and then go back to white history for the rest of the year
moment of silence for all the girls learning about the inventions of men and menās history and having to do deep dives to find stuff about women to present
moment of silence for the Jewish kids sitting thru the World War II lectures and holocaust lectures then go back to never hearing about Jewish ppl again
moment of silence for all the kids of color who only see themselves in the ancient civilizations part of history and then go back to learning white history for the rest of the year
they deserve better, we deserve better
Another moment of silence for the poor kids who had to debate if they deserved food stamps, insurance, a place to live, and if their parents deserved a living wage in a class full of kids who had never once experienced poverty. I know I cant be the only one.
the athiesm of women/people of color/lgbt people is absolutely different than the athiesm of cishet white men and i feel like people forget that a lot
how?
Donāt have spoons for long explanation - also this is only speaking for christianity - but religion has been a force of oppression for women, people of color, and lgbt+ people and the rejection of the religion is often coupled with the rejection of how religion treats them.
Iāll also say that abuse survivors are included in this because it is a reaction to and an attempt to reconcile how (christian) god would allow abuse to happen.
For straight white men atheism is usually rooted in intellectual and rational superiority complexes. Itās a āi am more rational and intelligent than you, how can you believe in something so obviously fakeā thing as opposed to a reaction to a societal institution that upholds their oppression and abuse.
Women, PoC, Queer people, immigrants, trauma survivors, etc:Ā How can I believe in something that teaches you to be cruel?Ā How can I trust the books that tell me of peace and love, when you use your faith to hurt me?Ā How can a loving god allow [insert injustice of the day]?
White Men: I, as an Intellectual, eschew silly superstitions that say I might, someday, after my death, face one (1) single consequence.
Iāve noticed this a whole lot, and itās very true.Ā