Wanted for Questioning

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

Rip Calvin Coolidge jr you would love modern day medicine.

Poor kid. And he died only 4 years before the discovery of penicillin.

It is such a relief to discover that I am not the only one.

You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

I would love to make a movie that’s not based on true story, but I start the movie with text that says “this really happened” and the movie just gets crazier and crazier and I keep adding text at various moments that says “even this” and “yeah, it’s almost unbelievable but this happened” and “here we took some minor creative liberties you’d think!” and “life is crazier than art” and by the end I don’t reveal that it was all made up.