sunshine loser

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

“horns as an erogenous zone is like a sword as an erogenous zone” 1. that’s a good thing and 2. the more erogenous zones the better

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i don’t feel like i’m old enough to be my age

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

Thats it. we’re calling saul

glass cannon is objectively the sexiest build. you put down 10 enemies in one go and then need to be carried off the battle field the next round? so hot

glass cannon is objectively the sexiest build. you put down 10 enemies in one go and then need to be carried off the battle field the next round? so hot

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about