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my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

Someone should make a disco elysium spiritual successor that takes place in a maze and follows a protagonist who has to eat all the dots in the maze whilst avoiding several ghosts

were eating skee balls

My girl a white french-american-japanese-miscellaneously slavic he/they from new jersey

is there a wheat version of this

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theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

pokes your dinner gland

there are sounds that only bald people can hear