harry makes the world go round

the album has potentially been on shelves for days and nobody’s leaked it??? the 2013 fandom would never let me down like this

the album has potentially been on shelves for days and nobody’s leaked it??? the 2013 fandom would never let me down like this

all the solo harries on twitter going “y’all better not leak fine line!!!!” would not have survived the lawlessness of one direction

i didnt know i needed to hear harry putting on a fake swedish accent talking about juicy butts until i heard it

A “TREAT PEOPLE WITH KINDNESS” OUTRO WHILE WEARING A SHIRT THAT JUST SAYS “SEX” ON IT COULD ANYTHING BE MORE HARRY STYLES

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

Excuse me?

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

im at work and im holding back my tears from laughing

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

seth everman going WILD in the background

when my mom comes home with the groceries

I just had a fucking stroke

we really are living in the darkest timeline

ON EVERYTHING TOO

Did anyone notice that the bots actually like… Changed. They now know the site is gay, not hetero at all and hetero nsfw bots are… Dying out completely.

The B in LGBT stands for Bot

@Staff i’m holding you responsible