The Sunroom Sessions

Jyn Erso: I’ll just keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Bodhi Rook: My vibe is more like, “hey you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.”

Leia Organa: Sometimes babies will point at me and I don’t care for that shit at all.

Luke Skywalker: Woah! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child!

Lando Calrissian: Cause he never forgets a bitch, ever.

Rose Tico: Why do people shush animals? They’ve never spoken.

Rey: Traveling can get kind of lonely sometimes, er… no, not traveling. What is the word? Life. Life can get kind of lonely.

Finn: ♫ Life is a fucking nightmare. ♫

Poe Dameron: Then, for backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

Kylo Ren: Well… you know how I’m filled with rage? I’m so horny and angry all the time… and I have no outlet for it. So… eggs.

C3PO: I was just shiny and dumb and easy to trick.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I don’t look older. I just look worse.

Hondo Ohnaka: I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars.

Han Solo: I love saying “my wife.” It sounds so adult. “That’s my wife.” It’s great, you sound like a person.