Assholes & Elbows!

at dinner people were talking about how much they cried during their weddings and my one cousin said she was SO determined not to cry, made it through the entire ceremony, but then during the reception her husband leaned over and asked 'hey, do you want me to get together a plate of roast beef and hide it in our room so we can have Night Meats?' and she went 'night meats?' and started sobbing because that was so romantic to her

I like my seats bedazzled ✨

These are even better than rhinestones baby 🥺

no other social media site gives me what tumblr has given me . i love this place . it’s awful here. i’ll never leave .

i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.