El-uh

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

i actually know abt cafe gratitude, u have to order by SAYING “i am [menu item]” it’s fucking insane

googling this to laugh at the website and finding out that one of the 5 locations of this restaurant is 10 minutes away from where i live is the most horrific feeling i’ve ever experienced.

im from nyc and when I went to visit LA and my friends, we went here cause of my reaction and I kept messing up ordering and saying I wasnt greatful for anything nor am I pure so im not going to spew lies and the servers all knew i was from nyc

Where is Joe Biden’s plan to bring back One Direction

you say ‘what’s up?’, we say ‘VAS HAPPENIN?’ you say mcdonalds, we say NANDO’S. you say the beach, we say MALABAMI. you say junk food, we say CARROTS.  you say a pigeon, we say KEVIN! you say spoons, we say NO WAY! we are love. we are one. we are directioners <3

current mood

constant mood

“ Warning: I do this ”

lol this is rhode island