shut up & love me.

it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you

What if they fall asleep by accident though?

then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

One of the most annoying things about job hunting is begrudgingly answering every telemarketer in case it’s a job offer

isn’t it weird to think that if you were raised differently, if you lived somewhere else, if you said yes to that boy who asked you out in eighth grade, or if you played a different sport your life would be completely different? One little thing, one little choice can change your entire life.

Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.

That’s even better

Don’t call me out like this

WOW AHAHA

putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn’t once check up one me: cut toxic people out in 2018

I will teach my daughter so much self love

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

THIS IS A PRECIOUS POST!

Told you Buffy and Iron Bull were cannon

MY OTP SINCE I WAS LIKE 5 YRS OLD