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I’m in tears!

I just want to know how the writers of snl knew about my very specific sexual fantasy

my soul: saved 

One of my favourites

the shot of a pizza roll dragging across bare skin fucking kills me

They did two previous ones of these and, no, she never did have a name.

i love this man

This is one of those pictures that the more you look at it the worse it gets

i’m so glad i follow you

Dana Scully horny on main

If you can’t parlay fame into free vibrators then I honestly don’t know what good it is.

Lars, im gonna keep it real with you, kombucha is good and you’re wrong

i wholly accept your opinion but kombucha tastes like something a gnome would brew me after he found me passed out in the woods after getting lost and he nurses me back to health with his highly protected family kombucha recipe but when i’m healed he says hell find me and he is owed one favor for my life

then several years later when he shows up in my home and demands i kidnap the only child of his clans rival and i refuse he twists his little hand towards me and i feel my guts churning and contorting and he reveals that the fermented brew is now a part of me that he controls and if i do not follow through on his request he will cause my own organs to rise up and strangle me. so yeah that’s what kombucha tastes like

OH MY GOD

A GINGER GIRLIE! :O

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

VERY OK

it’s time to abandon the responsibilities of school and jobs and move into a Scottish castle to live as hermit witches.

@peremadeleine

Loving this year’s macys thanksgiving parade

sir that’s my emotional support gardener

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded