put your baby in me

This is why everyone hates condoms. It's not simply because they're tight or they feel different--it's because everyone knows that they're not having real sex while using them. Our deep desire for real sex isn't satisfied.

The same is true for other forms of birth control. Deep down, our bodies know what's going on as our instincts are frustrated. People end up feeling unsatisfied, but they're often not quite sure why.

The solution to all of this dissatisfaction, naturally, is to have lots of real sex. No condoms, no birth control, no pulling out. Sperm has to flow into her uterus. That's the kind of sex that makes everyone happy.

By the time you start to feel stirring low in your guts and understand why your belly has been swelling the past few months, it’s too late to do anything about it. But you’re okay with that. it feels right, that a slow, docile, needy cow like you should have a heavy, bred belly making every movement so ponderous and difficult.

That’s why the door is still open. That’s why people are watching as you take my hole repeatedly. Pinning me down so I’m helpless, laid out and exposed as people watch you breed me over and over again.

All because you couldn’t help yourself.