The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.
Stranger Things
we're not kids anymore.
Jules of Nature
taylor price
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
Monterey Bay Aquarium

tannertan36
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
cherry valley forever

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
wallacepolsom

roma★

Kiana Khansmith
Not today Justin
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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Trans Witches are Witches: 69 items for $60.00
Trans Witches are Witches (Apprentice Edition): 66 items for $10.00
The main bundle has 69 (heh) games for $60. The sister bundle has 66 games for $10.
The sale runs Feb 10-24, 2023
Edited to add: the three games discluded from the $10 bundle are:
YOU ARE A WIZARD
Our Minerva, and
TOMBS: Toot on my balls skeleton
Our Percy
A ghost stegosaurus visiting their newly discovered bones. They’re so happy you found them!
*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

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the most shane thing shane could’ve done
My GOD the twitter drama is exploding. As of today, here are a couple updates for anyone interested:
The "insulin is free" tweet from the fake-verified Eli Lilly account tanked the company's stock, along with the stocks for two other major BioTech firms, by up to 4%
The "we're suspending arms sales to Saudi Arabia, the United States, et al" tweet from a fake-verified Lockheed Martin account tanked Lockheed's stock today
Since 8:00AM this morning there has been a tweet claiming Elon Musk was starting a program called "Elon's Tots" wherein he would pay off people's student loans
Numerous politicians and pundits have been targeted by trolls leveraging verified accounts to fuck with their public images, and many of them aren't being addressed nearly as fast as the fake-verified Elon Musk accounts
Twitter is allegedly worth 1/4 of what Elon bought it for
Tesla's stock has allegedly fallen by 50%
Elon has said Twitter may have to declare bankrupty
lmao
When Elon is shitty and utter inept but his actions unintentionally led to Eli Lilly and co facing a massive dose of karma and PR backlash that might make them back down on insulin price gouging.
“Eli Lilly and Co are reportedly furious with Elon.”
What is this, Freddie vs Jason for the corporate world?
the 5sos5 game was so deep, like
Calum told us to look at the stars, realize the beauty in bad things and relax every once in a while
Ashton sent us to a dungeon and had us face our demons head on because sometimes that’s what we have to do to get through things
Michael helped us when we were struggling and lost for the 9th time, was always reliable person to come back to; he’s that one person we can always go to if we need to feel heard and offers his assistance when needed
And Luke had us conquer our inner demons, realize that we ourselves have problems to, we get angry and become “evil” but that’s okay, because we can always conquer those demons as well, and it doesn’t make us be less worthy of love in any way
Calum’s going on stage wearing this tonight!

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if you were to give the album a scent, what would it be? and what would it smell like?
#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.
fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that metalhead freak and his himbo babysitter boyfriend had going on
Wrote this one today about embracing our hidden emotions and healing through love.

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“You’re not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you want a cat, all you have to do is choose a life in which you can have a cat. It’s simple. It’s your right.”
— Unknown
“No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.”
— Carl Gustav Jung