The Epitome of an Enigma

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

stop it i was trying to be gothic

Hey, Tumblr. Guess what. Relationships are defined by the people involved in them, and that's that. If people say they're friends, then they're friends. If people say they're dating, then they're dating. If they say it's a secret third thing, then that's what it is. Someone else's relationship isn't for you to decide.

this is the same for people's attraction. if they say it's platonic, it's platonic. if they say it's romantic, it's romantic. if it's a secret third thing, it's said secret third thing. even if you'd view their attraction as something in the binary of romantic and platonic, what they define it as is what it is.

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

This is a incredible addition to my post here. It looks like they've remade on twitter over at "Meow25Meow2" so awesome news there.

Female presenting machines