Teenage Obligations (I’m 26)

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

the thing about Tangled is that this is a story geared towards little girls (even if it's "fun for the whole family," it's a disney princess movie, it's geared towards little girls), and it says, "here is a girl who is naive and doesn't know anything about the 'Real World' or how to navigate it safely and correctly. now pay close attention: the good guys are the ones who help her grow and explore new things while still respecting her own perspective and feelings, not making her feel stupid. the bad guys are the ones who tell her that she is too weak/immature/naive to do the things she wants to do, because she is fragile and needs protecting." and I watched this when I was nine years old and it resonated deep in a part of me that I couldn't articulate with words yet.

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing

i need to lock in (doesnt)

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

yes we are all laughing and/or grimacing at your car

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive