It'll all work out

reblog to make ur blog smell like crispy autumn air, graveyards, carved pumpkin guts, moon water, and a damp cave full of bats 

wow. you’re not even gonna kiss her tummy bro? cringe

guys you need to stop rebloging this I've been salmonsharked over 2k times from the notes pls spare me

y'all please this was meant to be a jaja funny 20 notes post what the fuck

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

i avoid printers at all costs but deep down i think i should've been a printer. life so easy. i sit there all squarelike and when someone has a minor task for me i goFUCK YOU

i love being a brat bc what the fuck are you gonna do about it? give me exactly what i want??? fool.

#I’m unirionically Marge in this situation #HOW CAN YOU BE BORED WHEN THERES LOOMS