come lie with my bones

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

what the honk am i shoo'in here

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

don't apologize, this is gold

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

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