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We beat dead horses here sir

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

anyone else feel like a car stuck in the mud with its tires spinning helplessly and its engine sputtering

idk perhaps this is too early 2000s internet safety module of me but the amount of information you guys demand from each other is weird

I'd make such a good bitch ex wife

btw you will miss this in 5 or 10 years. memory will smooth these circumstances down like a river stone, and you will find yourself longing for a shade of light or a moment of this particular innocence. you don't know about what happens next, and one day that will be the most alluring thing of all. don't leave it all for nostalgia. have a nice night now, whatever night it happens to be.

Heartwarming: he will never be happy

i hate missing someone who never genuinely cared about me

those last few spoonfuls of greek yogurt always have me shivering and gagging

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive